As a continuation of Match Madness – Part 1, here are the Top 10 profile essays of men with whom I have personally been matched online.
I wonder if there’s an option for me to retake the personality assessment that this site is using for its compatibility algorithms…
Mental note made: Don’t touch the man’s head!
I’m sure there was supposed to be punctuation in there somewhere. This reminds me of “Let’s eat grandma: punctuation saves lives.” Fortunately, all that’s on the line here are a couple of DVDs.
Wow! You are very excited! And enthusiastic! Yay!!!
For those of you who don’t know what bio-hacking is (I didn’t, either; I looked it up), it’s basically self-mutilation. Gross. Where do they find these people?!
“There is to many.” If you don’t understand why this one made the list, please don’t read You Lost Me at “Your”
More outrageous expectations.
Yeah, you sound really passionate about people.
Um… [walks away]
Baby, if you’re expecting your wife to get you into heaven, you’ve got seriously unrealistic expectations about marriage.