Once upon a time, there was a girl named ChestnutLocks. She lived in an apartment in the city.
One day, ChestnutLocks had her heart broken and was thrust back into The Wilderness of Dating, a place she had been before but had sworn never to return. She was very frightened, but then she stumbled across a speed dating event and met a friendly Beau named Victor.
Victor was an attractive physician, but this Beau drank too much mead and did not believe that Aslan was King, a belief ChestnutLocks held dear to her heart. So ChestnutLocks sadly parted ways with Victor, saying quietly to herself, “This one is too hard!”
Before too long, ChestnutLocks came upon a long-forgotten prophesied match named Sam. This Beau was an engineering professor at an esteemed private university, and he also attended Bible Study Fellowship, which told ChestnutLocks that not only did Sam believe that Aslan was King, but he was a loyal servant of the King. ChestnutLocks eagerly trekked two hours to meet this Beau at his favorite wishing well – a midway point they agreed upon by way of iPheasant carrier communication.
Beau Sam made ChestnutLocks giggle and laugh, but he was quite older than she. He was also rather short and round, like a roly poly. Professor Poly, as ChestnutLocks dubbed him internally, was very fun for ChestnutLocks to talk to, but she again parted ways with her Beau, thinking, “This one is too soft!”
ChestnutLocks was very lonely during her quiet walks through The Wilderness of Dating. She met Beaus that were too young and too old; too short and too tall; too hot and too cold. In fact, to this day, ChestnutLocks still wanders The Wilderness of Dating looking for a Beau about whom she can say, “This one is just right.”