I went on a date last night with some rando from college.
He and I had a class together Freshman year and somehow ended up Facebook friends. Apparently he’s been following my Facebook posts for the last decade and finally reached out to me a few weeks ago, wanting to catch up.
I thought it was kind of weird, but he seems to think I’m awesome, and I could use more people like that in my life right now. You know, people who think I’m awesome.
So he drove in from Podunksville, and we met at a swanky farm-to-table joint I suggested. He was nice enough – a bit awkward, but nice – and talked a lot about work. I made a few jokes, trying to liven up the conversation, and he eventually loosened up and made a few jokes back. At one point, he actually made me laugh out loud, and I rocked forward, head bent in laughter.
When I looked up again, he said with a deadpan expression, “You have a grey hair.”
I froze for a moment, surprised; then I laughed again. “I don’t have just one.”
“I only saw one,” he commented in a monotone voice, oblivious to the fact that never should such comments be made to a woman, especially on a first date.
I decided to speak his language. “Honey, if I were in X-Men, I’d be Rogue.”
“I don’t watch Marvel. I’m more into Star Wars,” he told me.
I sighed inwardly.
I’m sure it comes as no surprise to anyone that the class we had together in college was Engineering Physics.
Authentically Aurora
Speaking of grey hairs, I’ve had some on my beard for a while now, but this week I found my first in my actually hair and I cried many tears inwardly. I know you are awesome, but apparently you can’t give a guy a lesson in sarcasm to a guy in Engineering Physics. No matter how hard you try.
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Not everyone is naturally skilled at sarcasm like us, Bitter Ben. I cry for humanity.
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That is why we’re so bitter, because people are so slow at catching up to us.
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I’ve known engineering students who thought they had great people skills, and they were completely wrong. It sounds as though he’s on the same team. Anyhow, there’s no doubt about it: you are awesome. Don’t let a little snow on the roof get you down; think of it as evidence of experience and the wisdom that comes with it. J.
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Thanks, J. You’re pretty awesome, too 🙂
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That was hilarious. Surely you must have known that the Engineering Physics class was going to create issues down the road.
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Haha, yes. I should have known… silly engineers… 😀
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I think I may have said, “You want to see the ones on my back.” 😉
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HA! I wish I’d thought of that…
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