This is me.
The attitude, not the physique.
Dumb, right? So wonderfully, sweetly, blindly, stupidly idealistic.
I need a sidekick like this, who will verbally slap me in the face and tell me like it is. Oh wait. I do. That would be my mother. (Thanks, Mom!)
Unfortunately for my dear mother’s nerves, like Oliver, I tend to learn many of life’s lessons the hard way.
Actually, a lot of times, I apparently don’t learn them at all, so I get to repeat the same fun, educational, heartbreaking, soul crushing experiences over and over again. *Sigh