We’re only two weeks in, and already Bachelor Chris and his harem contestants have given us countless cringe-worthy quotes, producing simultaneous amusement and disgust in viewers everywhere. Here are the Top 10 Bachelor quotes so far this season!
#10 – Ashley S. [creepily hunched over a pomegranate]: “I feel so powerful right now.”
#9 – Jordan: “Jillian has the hairiest butt I’ve ever seen. It’s hairier than some of my ex-boyfriends’.”
#8 – Lacy (former Bachelorette): “We’re 80/40 on the [wedding] date.”
#7 – Megan: “The butterflies in my stomach are just… colorful and smiling!”
#6 – Whitney: “Do y’all inseminate pigs on your farm? We kind of do the same thing! I’m a fertility nurse!”
#5 – Kaitlyn: “Sometimes when I tell a joke, it makes people laugh.”
#4 – Amber: “My heart literally pumps every time I see one of those little white envelopes.”
#3 – Bachelor Chris: “I wish I was a polygamist right now.”
#2 – Kaitlyn: “You can plow the **** out of my field any day.”
#1 – MacKenzie [to the virginal Ashley I.]: “Guys like taking your virginity… I’m so jealous. I can’t even use that because I have a kid.”
#facepalm. Just… #facepalm.
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