Since I am bored out of my mind at work, I have been teaching myself French. You know, for something to do between the monotony of reading legal jargon and babysitting adults who cannot adhere to project deliverables.
“Parties agree to be bound by the terms of the Contract Documents as amended by this CCR-CCN. Except as expressly supplemented and amended by this CCR-CCN, the Contract Documents shall remain in full force and effect. From the effective date of this CCR-CCN, references to any of the Contract Documents shall…”
Je m’ennuie!
“Chris – I had a call with Ron this afternoon, and he advised that he believes Andrew is still waiting on an updated Citrix RFI. Could you advise if this has been delivered? I am trying to connect the dots, per our conversation this morning.”
Je ne comprends pas…
Yesterday my escapism was a fun lesson of learning to flirt in French. My app of choice, Duolingo, taught me valuable life skills, like how to say: “It is hot in here, or is that just you?”
At the end of the lesson, I was greeted with the sound of a trumpet flourish (da da, da DA!!!) and a vibrant banner that declared, “You have learned the skill: Flirting!”
It’s possible that I laughed out loud, or at least smirked to myself. As my best friend Ashley said, “Glad you will be adept at flirting in multiple languages.” Ha.
But then today, Duolingo decided to humble me. It decided to remind me that there is no need to learn the skill: Flirting because I am a fat cow and will be single for all of eternity. Attempts at flirting are futile, it told me. Just look at the horrible things Duolingo made me learn (and practice saying out loud)!
“I live with my cats.”
“He looks at a cow.”
“I am breaking the belt.”
What’s up with that, Duolingo? Way to teach me to flirt like a champ; then crush my soul by reminding me about my extra tonnage and cat-less cat lady status.
Duolingo, you are the Indian giver of hope. Zero stars.
Authentically Aurora
I guess it is time to break up with Duolingo and flirt with other apps.
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By the way, thought you would like this one, since you want to go to Hogwarts for Christmas. http://www.buzzfeed.com/andyneuenschwander/22-harry-potter-tumblr-posts-that-will-give-you-so-many-feel#.av9NbMWQP
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Aaaah! The FEELS!!!!
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I know right?
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The ones about Snape really got me. He is my favorite. ❤
Also, the ones about Harry not ever feeling loved or appreciated until Hogwarts – learning who he really was and who he was meant to be.
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The one about the robes? And mourning for Lilly? Yes, shed a bitter tear.
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Yes, and why potions became his subject (it was Lily’s favorite). *bitter tears
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He did it all for Lily.
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That’s the kind of man you need, except one that doesn’t die.
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Yes, that last part is kind of important.
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Yeah, we want you to have a man that lives a long time.
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I mean, the stress of being married to me will probably shorten his life expectancy considerably, but it would be nice if he at least made it longer than Snape did.
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Someone should be so lucky to be married to you. You are a gem!
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Heart = warmed ❤
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